And For My Next Trick...

So I woke up this morning and had a shirt on. And I said to myself, maybe I'll try to take it off. As you can see, I didn't get very far:





I've also been learning to type. I usually dictate to dad and he types, but I've been trying my hand at the keys:

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Yeah, that was all me. I'm just trying to be like my dad. How'd I do?