Who needs sleep when there's toys?

Dad: Hey Rigby, do you remember our old house?
Rigby: Yeah!
Dad: Remember how you used to keep your toys in your room there?
Rigby: Yeah!
Dad: Or were they somewhere else?
Rigby: No, they were just in my room and I would just get them out and play with them. (pause, then a sly smile)  I was supposed to be back to sleep!

Rigby: Hey you want to get eaten?
Bread (as played by Rigby): No I don't.

Happy Halloween

Brought to you by the letter R.

The Boy Likes to Sing

He likes Bieber


And Gomez.


He likes to sing about a crocodile and a monkey


and some speckled frogs.


Every now and again he makes up his own material.

Scar face

If you ever want to achieve Scar-esque status with your looks, just trip and fall face first into a corner.

Yum! Yum!

Big Rig: Yum!
Mom: Are you eating marshmallows?
BR: Yeah! They are good.
M: Oh yeah?
BR: Yeah! Mac likes eating marshmallows, too.
M: Mac eats marshmallows?
BR: Yeah! Mac eats marshmallows, too. Feeds Mac toy. Yum! Yum!
And DJ eats marshmallows, too. Feeds DJ toy. Yum! Yum!
And Lightning McQueen Dragon likes marshmallows, too. Feeds Lightning McQueen toy. Yum! Yum!
And Mator like marshmallows, too. Feeds Mator toy. Yum! Yum!
He continues to go through all his Cars, offering them a marshmallow and then quickly shoving it into his own mouth.
Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!

Random Conversation

Maybe he has been watching too much Toy Story.

Big Rig: Woody gets strong.
Mom: What?
BR: Woody is strong.
Mom: Is Rigby strong?
BR: No. Woody is strong.
Mom: Woody is strong?
BR: Yeah! Woody gets strong. flexes muscles And Bo likes it.
Mom: Bo likes strong Woody?
BR: Yeah.
Mom: Is Rigby strong too?
BR: Yeah. And Woody is strong.
Mom: Can you show me your muscles?
BR: Yeah. flexes muscles and grunts
Mom: Whoa.
Dad: cracks up